my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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