I'm lost and stupid without you.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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