why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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