Please don't use social media to get back at me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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