is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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