Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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