It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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