rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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