Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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