Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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