Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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