I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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