hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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