Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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