Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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