Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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