No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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