question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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