She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everything about him screamed your future.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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