I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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