I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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