Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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