Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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