How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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