Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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