maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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