she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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