If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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