I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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