How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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