That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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