I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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