I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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