i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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