11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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