Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Come on in and take your pants off
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