I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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