This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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