Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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