I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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