he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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