You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wat bout pragnant strippers??
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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