she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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