shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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