I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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