You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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