Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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