glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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