I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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