one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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