Sacagawea was the original milf.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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