Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Tornado booty call.. dedication
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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